Happy Birthday...

...to me....
Fuckin' 18.
Whoohoo.

Stuff and Apology

Wow...last post.

Dear Past Johnny,
Take a fucking pill!
Love, Present Johnny.

Sorry folks....Girls call Lance...Lance go to school...Lance talk to girls and give them number in case they need help with homework...Girls stay away from Lance cause he tell them he dating boy.
Fuck me. I'm so stupid.
>_<

Lance made me do this for your pleasure....he'll probably post his shortly after...

Your real name: Johnny Valentine
Age: 17 (18 soon)
Height: 5'4
Natural hair color: black
Eye color: blue
Skin color: pale Caucasian
Glasses/contacts?: reading glasses sometimes (emo style!)
Piercings: yeah, tons. 15 and just a got a new one.

Tattoos: soon, soon...
Braces: nope
Mannerisms: angry/angst-ridden
Other distinctive markings: small scar above my left eyebrow (fight-related)

FAVOURITE
Color: black
Band: System of a Down, stutterfly, Moonspell
Video game: Final Fantasy 7, MediEval
Movie: Snatch
Book: Only Alien on the Planet
Food: Anything I can fucking get
CD: Pink Floyd ? Dark Side of the Moon
Flower: daisy (so NOT goth)
Scent: cologne...Lance's cologne
Animal: dogs
Comic book: The Watchmen
Cereal: Life Cereal (helps me with my womanly troubles)
Website: who knows?
Cartoon: Freakazoid

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: yep...piano, guitar, violin
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: some weeks
Like to sing?: oh yeah
Have a job?: musician....also picked up job at Alex's bar
Have a cell phone?: Nope.
Like to play sports?: some....touch football with good looking fellows
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yeah.
Have a crush on someone?: Marilyn Munroe = dead
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: I live in Canada ALL THE TIME
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: O_O no
Have any special talents/skills?: singing, art I guess,
Exercise daily?: usually
Like school?: no....college impending

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yeah
Speak any other languages?: russian, a bit
Go a day without food?: have and can
Remember your dreams: sometimes...only the bad or sexy dreams
Read music, not just tabs?: yeah
Roll your tongue?: no
Eat a whole pizza?: oh yeah

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: I wish
Snuck out of the house?: all the time
Lied to get out of trouble?: more than I can imagine
Had a computer crash?: yeah, Lance fixes though
Gotten lost in your city?: yeah
Seen a shooting star?: no
Been to any other countries?: no
Had a serious surgery?: yeah....when my lung popped
Stolen something important to someone else?: probably
Solved a rubiks cube?: yeah
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: no...don't have pjs
Cried over a girl?: no
Cried over a boy?: yeah....
Kissed a random stranger?: no
Hugged a random stranger?: yeah, on a dare
Been in a fist fight?: many fist fights
Been arrested?: yes
Done drugs?: yes
Had alcohol?: yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: a couple of times
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: when i was little, I was a goddamn monster
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: yeah :p
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: no.
Swore at your parents?: yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: yeah
Been to a casino?: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?: no
Broken a bone?: yes
Gotten stitches?: yes
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: sadly, yes...(hoses count, right?)
Made homemade muffins?: no....(who could see ME doing that??)
Bitten someone?: yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: how privileged. No.
Burped in someone?s face?: no O_O

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: a couple of minutes ago...had a weird taste in my mouth
Cried: last night a bit
Went to the bathroom: a couple hours ago
Saw a movie in a theatre: last Saturday (Oct 14)
Read a book: yesterday
Had a snow day: last winter, I guess
Had a party: I don't know...but having one soon
Went to a doctor: last December
Tripped in front of someone: almost everyday last week
Went to the grocery store: I don't know
Got sick: still am
Got cursed: c'mon///
Called someone: about an hour ago

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: veggies
Black/white: black
Lights on/lights off: lights off
TV/movie: TV
Body spray/lotion: spray
Cash/cheque: cash
Pillows/blankets: pillows
Headache/stomach ache: stomach (tired of headaches)
Paint/charcoal: paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: chinese
Summer/winter: summer (no school, warmer)
Snow/rain: rain
Fog/misty: fog
Rock/rap: rock
Meat/vegetarian: meat (no vegetarian complaints....I am small, and need the protein)
Chocolate/vanilla: chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: sprinkles
Cake/pie: pie
Strawberries/blueberries: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool: ocean....sand in my pants O_o
Cookies/muffins: cookies
Wallet/pocket: pocket
Window/door: door
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: chaplin ;)
Pink/purple: pink (shock)
Cat/dog: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: long sleeve
Pants/shorts: pants
Winter break/spring break: winter break
Spring/autumn: autumn
Clouds/clear sky: clouds
Moon/mars: moon
Questions/Answers: answers
War/Peace: peace

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: think so
What's the most important kind of love for you?: deep love
Have you ever been in love? yes
Been close to love?: oh yeah
If you have, with who?: Lance...I think its always been Lance
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: yeah
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: used to cry about him, but don't think for a confession gone wrong...
Are you in a relationship?: yeah
If so, for how long?: a year now. :O
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: no...but everyone can find someone...
What is your idea of the best date?: quiet, maybe weird conversation....beer maybe, TV...sex....something calm, uneventful and warm
What was your first kiss like?: don't count old men...so....cold, it was cold and i was uncomfortably pressed against a cold chain-link fence....
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 7 or 8...real young
Do you think love is worth nothing?: no..its worth a lot more than me
Best experience you?ve ever had with the opposite sex: i dunno...same sex has to be sitting on the roof with Lance
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: a couple...girl, girl then boy
Have you ever been dumped?: no
Have you ever dumped someone?: yep

I...
Am: Thirsty
Want: Sleep
Need: Some new pants (ripped up jeans I be wearing)
Love: Those little crunchy things put in salads (croûtons?)
Hate: itchy winter hats
Feel: warm
Did: absolutely nothing
Miss: Lance (away for trail date with father)
Am annoyed by: myself...what that hell am I thinking?
Would rather: be lying on the couch
Am tired of: myself
Will always: freak out when things go good...

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Goth, metal, rock, punk
What time is it now?: 6 PM on the dot
How much money do you have?: 64.98 (just got paid on Fri)
Are you hungry right now?: yes
What are you doing right now?: finished watching Airplane with Alex and Eric
Do you like parades?: no
Do you like the moon?: yes
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: scratch my back...its itchy
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Head Explody.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: I guess
Cool?: Not really...others think so...
Pretty?: Fuck yes....Everyone says so...Effeminate much?
Sarcastic?: All the time!!!
Lazy?: Sometimes
Friendly?: Not really
Evil?: Inexplicably
Unforgettable?: Perhaps/
Smart?: I think so.
Strong?: Not really
Talented?: In some things
Dorky?: Can me (re: reading glasses)

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Us
Lonely: Allen (sorry pal, but its true)
Pen: Paper
Flower: Bee
Window: Cold
Psycho: Me (It's my nickname!)
Brain freeze: Squishy
Strange: Allen (Allen Strange the TV Show)
Sassy: Rap
Suffering: Emo
Art: Canvas

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Yes
Run away?: Have
Curse at a teacher?: All the time
Not take a shower for a week?: If I can help it, no.
Ask someone out?: Yes
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: No.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: No.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Sure
Go scuba diving?: No.
Write a book?: Yeah
Assemble a computer?: Maybe
Become a rock star?: If things keep going up.
Have a long-distance relationship?: Yeah
Marry someone you don't know?: No.

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY )
What kind of computer do you have?: Made of tin foil.
What grade/level of studies are you in? Post High-School, Pre-University
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Yeah.
How many posters do you have in your room?: 6 or so...but they're Lances.
Who else should take this quiz?: Anyone who feels like it.