Cheese
I went back to school today, after my dad did some of his lawyer negotiation (because I wouldn't want to miss any school, now would I?) and I was sitting in the cafeteria with Allen (who's back too) eating the gelitin crap that always makes me throw up afterwards.
He was playing his gameboy, so didn't warn me when Lance came up behind me, and sniffed. I turned when I saw his shadow, a little quickly (because of my street smarts, shadows are not my favourite things to see) and he just stood there, holding a low grade nacho plate, overfilling a bit with melted, processed cheese. He looked like a puppy, and I wanted to apoligise (even though I still think he was wrong), but I didn't. It's my Russian blood, I swear. Instead, I turned around again and angrily crunched on my food (the jello's crunchy, no jokes). Allen looked in between us, still looking a little yellow from when he threw up behind the gym.
After about a minute (that dragged on forever), Lance says, "Johnny." and I turned around again. He hit me, right in the back of the head, said "you suck!" and poured the cheese all over me!! All over my pants, and my arms, my hair and my shirt. Then, as if a second thought, picked up Allen's, and dumped it on himself.
He says, loudly and proudly, kissing my goopy, cheesy face, "There. Now we're both covered in cheese. You can't be mad at me anymore." and sits down.
JV
He was playing his gameboy, so didn't warn me when Lance came up behind me, and sniffed. I turned when I saw his shadow, a little quickly (because of my street smarts, shadows are not my favourite things to see) and he just stood there, holding a low grade nacho plate, overfilling a bit with melted, processed cheese. He looked like a puppy, and I wanted to apoligise (even though I still think he was wrong), but I didn't. It's my Russian blood, I swear. Instead, I turned around again and angrily crunched on my food (the jello's crunchy, no jokes). Allen looked in between us, still looking a little yellow from when he threw up behind the gym.
After about a minute (that dragged on forever), Lance says, "Johnny." and I turned around again. He hit me, right in the back of the head, said "you suck!" and poured the cheese all over me!! All over my pants, and my arms, my hair and my shirt. Then, as if a second thought, picked up Allen's, and dumped it on himself.
He says, loudly and proudly, kissing my goopy, cheesy face, "There. Now we're both covered in cheese. You can't be mad at me anymore." and sits down.
JV
posted by Mr. Death at 9:06 p.m.
23 Comments:
re; BooBooKisses: Get Out!!!
are you serious? -- great minds think alike i guess, or else we both have boo boos that need to be kissed better, eh? so anyway, what's the word on the "white wedding" song, do you know who the band is who sings: "nice day for a white wedding, yeah!", or what???
into our 25 going on 26 straight days of rain here; if it keeps up on Sunday we will have reached or broken the record, whose record i'm not quite sure as i was only half listening to the news.
hope you are well being back at school, maybe...is it a case of "hey, TEACHERS leave those kids alone"...lol -- even tho' you are covered in cheese
i don't know about you and Lance....so are you?...not mad at him anymore i mean?
talk soon, keep me posted on how you are doing,
cheers for now,
pj
I actually really enjoy rain...and I could be referring to some other song with the same title but the most famous: Billy Idol.
How can I be mad at Lance now? He's so beautiful...and he WAS right: we both WERE covered in cheese.
JV
Thats the way he thinks...its romantic in a stupid sort of way.
i'm watching a stupid movie with Jack Nicholson and uhhh, um, Christopher Plumber and Michelle Phifer, i think...Jack runs over a wolf (with his car)and goes to help it and the wolf bites his hand. A few days later Jack's hearing and smell start to become unusually acute, he is slowly starting to turn into a wolf...now he is prowling around the city killing people, must be a fairly old movie, but a new take on the old werewolf scenario...it really is quite predictable, and kind of corney...i'm bored with it.
Yes, i love the rain too, and i'm glad my house is not on the side of a hill. Those 300 homeowners are still under evacuation standby orders, some houses could be hit by a mudslide at any time if the rain does not subside.
Ref: Billy Idol, yes, that's it! -- there is only one song that i know of with those lyrics and it came to mind when i posted that photo.
Ref: Lance -- yes, o.k. well, i guess he did make sure, didn't he.
i think i will get an early night
later,
pj
My mother had the biggest crush on Billy Idol for so long...
I think I've seen that movie. O_o
.j.v
that's kinda kool, i luv Mellancamp (sp?).. is he still alive?
by the way, check out my September and October Archives, i want you to see "the Moon is in my Heart" poster, and the story about Miss Kitty is in October archive, i think. Oh you might also enjoy my brief essay (very brief) on Eros.
cheers,
pj
p.s. i have only been blogging since Sept. i don't know what O_o means...???hum?
Ppost post script:
Alive: ??Billy Idol i mean, i know Mellancamp is still alive.
it is only 10:51 here (and still raining)
That must have been really fun to watch. You guys are so messy though, but I guess that's why you qualify as guys...
And O_o is how the eyes stare at you as if you just lost it.
uhmmmm.... [she nodded contemplatively]that happens quite often, loosing it i mean....so what is :D?
pj
heh heh heh [she chuckled] i know, Miss Kitty is very long suffering...she very seldom Meouws, and all she really want's is to be fed and brushed and cuddled...and encouraged to run around a little, as she is getting very fat in her old age! i love her so much...
pj
Yeah,Billy Idolsstill alive. He put out a new CD a couple of months ago.:p
I'M not that messy. But Lance's main life theory is that cheese solves any mans problem.
Will check out soon,going to grammas
JV
JV, ref your post 14th @11:56:
nope...what i have is a numbered print, but i suspect acrylics...i could get my daughter to look at it and perhaps she would be able to tell. Soon i will scan and download some photos i have of her paintings and post them...she has done some wonderful work.
never mind, messy is sometimes good,(let's those creative juices flow, so to speak) remember the "chaos theory"; the chez thingy reminds me of when my cousin and i were climbing the fig trees at their farm...you know where this is going!... she said something i replied and next thing you know, there are no more ripe figs on the TREE, after 1/2 an hour we trapsed into the house,(dripping fig-pulp from our hair and clothing, shivering and laughing our heads off) her mom just shook her head and sent us to the bathroom, dripping fig juice all over the floor, i wish we had a photo of THAT!
The sun is shining but i don't want to go out but i must.
Have fun at grammas, don't talk to any wolves (dressed up in sheep's clothing along the way), [O_o??]
cheers for now, chat soon,
yours truly,
"monkey Lady"
c.c. Mr. Death
Hi JV, thanks for stopping by - i'm gonna scan photos of both Tang and Kitty, and post them side by side so you can see the interesting difference. It is common for Domestic Whites to have this trait. I will let you know when the new photos are up and running.
Mittens is a sweet name for a kitty. Sometimes kittens are naturally cautious (survival instinct), altho' i'm no expert on cats you could try just lying down quietly on the floor, put some catnip or nice smelling kitty treats next to you, and perhaps Mittens will be brave enough to come and check you out. Just keep doing this until she/he (?) knows that you are safe to get close to.
Let me know what happens.
Well, i just have to FORCE myself to go out to the shops now, need a picture frame for a gift for friend's going away present. Ugh, i intensely dislike shopping!!@#$#@###$
cheers,
pj
c.c.
Well, good luck with shopping.
And no, no wolves on the way, but there were couple o' druggies and an old friend from middle school.
Lance says Mittens senses the evil in me. *rolls eyes*
I'll try that, but I don't think the cats a Johnny-person.
JV
*laughing* at the druggies comment...
ref. Mittens: ...hmmmm, could be, but honestly, how evil can one be at 17????? ...sounds to me like Lance is yanking your chain.
oh yeah right, now i vaguely remember hearing something about a CD in time for Christmas, maybe???
*laughing* at myself...and you may well roll your eyes at me 'cause i have NO clue - :p ???? oh brother! i can imagine! but go on, tell me.
You know that "Johnny Cat" is a brand of Kitty Litter, don't you?
pj
It's mostly my dark and twisted sense of humor, honestly. Thats why Lance thinks I'm the anti-christ. He has a lot of theories that make sense, circumstantially. ;)
Signed,
Johnny Cat (lol)
My daughter's friend's mother once thought i was the Anti-Christ, 'cause i had a rubber snake hanging from the rear-view mirror in my car...but she has bi-polar disorder, and she was off her medications,...seriously...it was really scarry, i grabbed my daughter, who was quite young at the time and exited the house like a bat out of hell...a few days later she was admitted to hospital, but she is o.k. now as far as i know.
more later,
luv etc,
pj
My mom was always pretty level-headed, despite the touch of the affliction she had.
I don't even mind being called that. ;)
JV
i was certain that Lance was not referring to you as the anti-christ the way my daughter's friend's mom was referring to me, i know he is just maybe kind of joking -- but when i read your post it made me think of her, she was at the beginning of a psychotic episode, and for some reason she was very scared of me, i think because i refused her wanting me to become like her, a born again Christian, and also because i meditated and did yoga, which she found very threatening. There are some very strange people in this world, but the funny thing is they think i am strange, whereas i think i am fairly normal, albeit somewhat ....um...what's the word? --- i can't think of it at the moment...
'nite
pj
it is only 9:00 p.m. here but it must be midnight where u r and i'm hoping you are in bed asleep. School tomorrow, eh?
'Eccentric'. We all are.
And I know he's kidding....he bought me a shirt that said it.
Sleep? Sleeps for losers. And yeah, I was asleep.
JV
i'm chuclking...
well, i guess that makes me a winner for a change; went to bed at 1 or 2 this a.m. and woke up again at 4, 5 and againg at 6:30, so gave up and got out of bed!
cold and rainy today
*four letter word*
its almost 25 below here. it looks beautiful, but sooo chilling.
JV
25 below e u that's way too cold for me! TO, too cold in winter, too hot in summer, although i was in Toronto, Burlington and Hamilton summer before last, and it was cool and rainy most of the time i was there, i think maybe we had two hot days all the time i was there...uh uh, someone just knocked on the door.....later...
Hamilton? Such a shit hole. I grew up there, and when its cold, dead bodies tend to surface the next morning.
It's real sad.
-JV
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